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WHO DO YOU REMIND ME OF?  This is your astrological sign personality profile.  Some people call this your "spirit animal" or "spirit celebrity".  Scroll down and find a sign for yourself or someone you know.

ARIES

You remind me of Jackie Chan.  You're goofy, you try too hard, and you suck.

TAURUS

You remind me of Adele.  The more exposure people get of you, the more depressed they become.

GEMINI

You remind me of the Olsen twins.  On one hand you're a little crazy, but on the other hand you're nuts.

CANCER

You remind me of Tom Cruise.  You creep me out, and stay away from me.

LEO

You remind me of Duck Dynasty.  You're loud and stupid, yet opinionated. A real dumbass.

VIRGO

You remind me of Jack Black.  Just gets shittier the more they get to know you. You shouldn't like you.

LIBRA

You remind me of Avril Lavigne. Things are "complicated" for you because, well, you're an idiot.

SCORPIO

You remind me of Katy Perry.  Significant others taking turns taking a crap on you. Going from Christian singer, to shooting whip cream out of your bra, you will pretty much do anything...except have your own original ideas and thoughts.  I left the picture out to make you feel left out, which will make you like me more.

SAGITTARIUS

You remind me of Miley Cyrus and Nicki Minaj.  Both doing crazy shit for attention. Both will soon be wrinkly and irrelevant.  Both Sagittarius.

CAPRICORN

You remind me of Lebron James. Decided on dinner? Better tell the whole world! Also, if things don't go just the way you planned it, just bail!

AQUARIUS

You remind me of Jennifer Aniston.  Lovable or not, a loser.

PISCES

Yup.